Oppo PSA: Don't drive high

"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw) 12/10/2015 at 16:12 • Filed to: PSA

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Please. This college girl’s question to us, while giggling, after having driven the car here: “Does this just happen?” Well, yeah, if you drive while totally, obviously, blazed and drive over a fucking curb without even knowing it.

I’m laughing at this, a lot. But let’s get serious: I don’t care if you partake, I really don’t. This is California, after all, and yes, I know some people who seem to be unaffected. But those people have been seeing Mary Jane for a long time, and are well familiar with her ways and their own limits . So please, don’t be a dumbass, because your limits are much lower than you think they are, kid. The car you wreck might not be the one you’re in, and the damage may go beyond dad’s bank account. This has been an Oppo PSA. Now get off my lawn.

iSureWilll > RallyWrench 12/10/2015 at 16:17

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We shouldn’t let people drive high. Unless they take a test first.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RallyWrench 12/10/2015 at 16:19

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As photographed by Salvador Dali, the Persistence of Multilink.

RallyWrench > iSureWilll 12/10/2015 at 16:25

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Like, I only had 2 joints, ociffer, I passed the test, man!

shop-teacher > RallyWrench 12/10/2015 at 16:33

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Welp. I’ve never been underneath one of these here fancy German not-a-station-wagon things ... but I’m fairly certain that that’s not supposed to be like that.

iSureWilll > RallyWrench 12/10/2015 at 16:42

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dude, seriously? dude....... cmon man. cmon.

Telumektar > RallyWrench 12/10/2015 at 16:46

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No bro, I drive better like dis!

/s

deekster_caddy > RallyWrench 12/10/2015 at 16:47

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Seriously though... when driving, don’t be impaired in any way. Either by alcohol/drugs or distractions like texting and makeup. Caffeine is an exception.

RallyWrench > iSureWilll 12/10/2015 at 16:50

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Don’t, like, harsh my crunchy mellow, man...

iSureWilll > RallyWrench 12/10/2015 at 16:55

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This is gold LOL

RallyWrench > Telumektar 12/10/2015 at 16:56

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I mean, I’m better at Gran Turismo after a couple of beers!

jkm7680 > RallyWrench 12/10/2015 at 17:00

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Well, call the Police and report her.

RallyWrench > shop-teacher 12/10/2015 at 17:01

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Good one, huh?

RallyWrench > jkm7680 12/10/2015 at 17:04

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I can’t prove anything, unfortunately, despite my keen spidey-sense. She seriously doesn’t even remember if she was driving. And I just talked with the dad, who is bringing down the hammer. Good enough for me.

RallyWrench > deekster_caddy 12/10/2015 at 17:05

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Seriously indeed. Unfortunately, some people are impaired before they even take or do anything, hence the poor decision making.

shop-teacher > RallyWrench 12/10/2015 at 17:12

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Oh yeah!

uofime-2 > RallyWrench 12/10/2015 at 17:31

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I feel like that too, but then I drive an overpowered twitchy old car and realize why drinking and driving is real bad

EL_ULY > RallyWrench 12/10/2015 at 17:58

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whoooooooaaa!!!!!

RallyWrench > uofime-2 12/10/2015 at 18:13

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I drive a large, unbelievably slow, non-power assisted, drum braked old car and realize the same. Obviously.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > deekster_caddy 12/10/2015 at 21:28

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Or a lack of sleep, for that matter. Sleeping while tired = dangerous.

deekster_caddy > BaconSandwich is tasty. 12/11/2015 at 07:18

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Ugh. I hate sleeping when I’m tired!

BaconSandwich is tasty. > deekster_caddy 12/11/2015 at 11:14

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Bah, you know what I meant! Driving while tired...

Clearly, I was posting while tired.

deekster_caddy > BaconSandwich is tasty. 12/11/2015 at 16:26

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I did. But then, often times people post things like this on purpose due to some inside joke that I missed...

Posting while tired is nearly as dangerous. I hope you weren’t driving while posting while tired, that’s 3 dead baby seals!

Tohru > RallyWrench 12/11/2015 at 18:47

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Much like the driver, the repair bill is going to be so high, man.